Thursday, 15 August 2013

Good definitions... :-))

Wife is like a tv
Girlfriend is like a mobile

At home you watch tv
but when u go out u take ur mobile

No money, you keep your old tv
Got money, you change your mobile

Sometimes you enjoy tv
but most of the time you play with your mobile

Tv is free for life
but for the mobile, if you don't pay, services will be terminated

Tv is big and bulky
Mobile is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for tv is minimal
but for the mobile it is often high and demanding

Most importantly, mobile is a two-way communication (you talk and listen) but with the tv you must only listen (whether you want to or not!)

*remember.....last but not least!*

Tvs don't have viruses
but mobiles often do .

Is it true?  Hahaha….

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