Wednesday 17 July 2013

Nonsense Generation

Girl: “Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I am in Ghana and he lives in UK.
We met on a dating website,
became friends on facebook,
had long chats on whatsapp,
he proposed to me on skype,
and now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber.
I need ur blessings and good wishes daddy.”

Dad said: “Wow! Really!!
then get married on twitter,
have fun on tango.
Buy your kids on e-bay,
send them thru gmail.
And if you are fed up with your husband,
sell him on amazon.

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Khor Kean Kar)

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