Humor - Only in the US

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:

“Your Honor, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?”

Don't laugh, he won, no kidding!

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from CK Chang)

RAF Salute to His Majesty, O'Bama

Harrier jets fly past special salute to Obama to a select few.

ENJOY the Brits humor on Obama's last visit. They will never forget nor forgive!

They may be prim and proper but they still get their point across. Harrier jets' fly past (fly-bys) over Downing Street in an air show salute to Obama. It's good to see the RAF have a sense of humor.

Look at it from an angle or lean back in your chair, and squint; squinting works best.

Gotta love the RAF!

I'll BET YOU A $100 to a nickel...he never noticed what the position of  the aircraft were spelling....until one of his aides told him... Way to go Brits..... love it.

In case Obama didn't understand how the Brits felt when he sent the bust of Churchill back to England,  a gift from the English during the Bush administration.

These pilots have not forgotten Obama's disrespect for America 's friend  and ally.

YOU HAVE TO LOOK REALLY CLOSE IT SPELLS OUT 2 WORDS 

 Or was it montage????????????????????????

 (Courtesy of forwarded mail from CK Chang)

Yes, the RAAF told Obama to FUCK OFF, it takes an observant fellow to notice the salute!

Words of Spiritual Wisdom

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from CK Chang)

Nonsense Generation

Girl: “Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.

I am in Ghana and he lives in UK.

We met on a dating website,

became friends on facebook,

had long chats on whatsapp,

he proposed to me on skype,

and now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber.

I need ur blessings and good wishes daddy.”

Dad said: “Wow! Really!!

then get married on twitter,

have fun on tango.

Buy your kids on e-bay,

send them thru gmail.

And if you are fed up with your husband,

sell him on amazon.

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Khor Kean Kar)

中華民國台灣

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Chai Bui Lun)