JAPAN.... Tokyo
A man accidently tore a girl’s short miniskirt in Tokyo
Before the guy had a chance to apologize, the single lady took a 90 degree bow, then said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of the skirt is not all that good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.
Time Square, New York
Before the guy had a chance to react, the single lady pull out a name card, gave it to him and said: “This is my lawyer’s business card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. It is better that you prepare yourself, then we will see you in court.”
A French man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt.
Before the man opened his mouth, the young single lady said with a smile: “If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology.” The French man bought her a rose, then they went to a bar, and lastly, they went to a small hotel discussing what was in the miniskirt.
TYMES.... England
In the Church Square
Before the English man opened up his mouth, the young lady covered her tore spot, then said with a blush on her face: “Do you mind taking me home sir? I live very close…”The English man took his jacket off, put on her shoulders, call a cab, then took her home safely.
CHINA
A man accidently cut open the miniskirt of a young lady.
Before the man said anything, the young lady slapped the guy, then: “You, the sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me, I will send you to the labor camp…”
A man accidently tore a girl’s short miniskirt.
Before the guy started to speak, the girl smiled and said: “We have not come up with a price yet, and you are going to inspect the merchandise?”
On the street of Yinchong, a man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt.
Before the man spoke, the girl gave him a round kick, then said: “Don’t you know that I am a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao.”
A man accidently tore the miniskirt of an 18 years old girl.
Before the man started to apologize, the girl said with a holy hand gesture: “No worries honey, we all men.”
It’s DARK.... Turn on the light please.
(Courtesy of forwarded mail from David Chen)
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