BALLS: An Interesting Observation

1.  The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And

6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Dr JB Lim)

Thought-provoking Quotes

                            A Lot Of Trouble Would Disappear

If Only People Would Learn To Talk To One Another

Instead Of Talking About One Another .....

                  When People Walk Away From You, Let Them Go.
            Your Destiny Is Never Tied To Anyone Who Leaves You.

It Doesn't Mean They Are Bad People.

It Just Means That Their Part In Your Story Is Over!

                            People nowadays are like Bluetooth,

If you stay close they stay connected,

If you go away they find new devices...

Human Life Would Be Perfect If...                   Anger Had A STOP Button               Mistakes Had A REWIND Button

               Hard Times Had A FORWARD Button

                And Good Times A PAUSE Button !!

                            Always Welcome Your Problems,

Because Problems Gives You Dual Advice,

Firstly, You Can Learn To Solve Them,

Secondly, You Learn How To Avoid Them In Future,

Have Faith In GOD And Yourself…!

                       Reflection Cannot Be Seen In Boiling Water,

In The Same Way,

Truth Cannot Be Seen In A State Of Anger!

Analyze Before You Finalize.

Success Is Like A Beautiful Lover

It Will Leave Us At Anytime,

But Failure Is Like A Mother

It Will Teach Us Some Important Lessons Of Life!

A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,

A Good Nature Can Win Many Good Hearts!

                           A TOUCH Could HEAL A Wound

An Eye Could SPEAK Volumes

A SMILE Can Confirm I AM THERE !!

                            The Bird Asked The Bumblebee:

"You Work So Hard To Make The Honey
And Humans Just Take It Away,

Doesn't It Make You Feel Bad?"

"No," Said The Bee, "Because They Will Never

Take From Me The Art Of Making It."

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Chan Chun Mun)

Four Old Italian Ladies

These four older ladies who lived in Italy always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger. One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.

Never having been, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine, FL. They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.

They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. 

The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today...................

No.......This is TRUE! Really!

Would We lie to you?

We have a limited supply of this water available at an incredibly low price of just RM1,499.95 a bottle.

Seriously...

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!

Make cheques payable to: "UMNO"

(You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you!)

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Comments from the blogger's most learned e-buddy Dr JB Lim:.

Friday, 25 January, 2013 7:08 PM

From: lim juboo

I really pity UMNO the amount of sarcasm that belittles them, from down-to-earth frank stories and complaints, to circulars and cartoons, to this sarcastic parable.

Of the thousands of political mails I receive this far, not a single one has praised UMNO. None, none at all. 

When will they wake up? 

Never Be Rude to Anyone –Anywhere

An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology or Criminology?"

The boat guy said, "No. I don't know any of these."

The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!"

The boat guy said nothing.........

After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking. 

The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"

The tourist said, "No!"

The boat guy replied, "Well, today you will! Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. 

I will not Helpology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology."

(Courtesy of forwarded  mail from David Chen)

Senior Men's Eye Test - Women can take it as well

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Khor Kean Kar)

What can a man do with 3 naked women ???

The artwork on this is amazing. Very clever artist!

(Courtesy of forwarded mail from Alan Leo)